A COLLECTION OF FOUR LIMERICKS BOOKS, CONTAINING OVER 1000 LIMERICKS MOSTLY DIRTY AND ALL POLITICALLY INCORRECT.
Look at what we have! Scroll down to learn of each of these playful publications.
SECOND PRINTING of IMPROPER LIMERICKS: An Original Bawdy Collection (1998) THE REVISED/EXPANDED EDITION
Dr. Birch expresses his open and playful nature in the collection of his own original "dirty" limericks. The 4" X 8" book, revised and expanded version, numbers 200 pages and presents over 150 limericks, touching on a wide range of human erotic attraction and sexual expression. Political correctness is put aside as Dr. Birch puts his words to rhyme. This book is an ideal gag gift, party favor, stocking stuffer or coffee table conversation starter. Put it in your bathroom and listen for the giggles coming from guests using your facilities!
From the book comes this gem, sure to be appreciated by many internet surfers:
On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With a hand stuck down into their pants.
Sexuality counselor Cynthia Lief Ruberg describes the book as "A must for those who believe sexuality should be fun."
Joyologist Steve Wilson says "Bob Birch helps us to a healthy helping of hearty laughter about sex."
In convertibles she was quite brash,
When she put her feet up on the dash.
As a trucker drove by,
Her bare crotch caught his eye,
And four people were killed in the crash.
In the expansion of the original limericks book, among the new additions were 4 limericks that address "The Crisis in the White House." One of these reads:
It started on Capitol Hill,
That the right has gone in for the kill.
A Starr fell from the sky,
Will slick Willie slide by,
And does Monica's dress show a spill?
MORE IMPROPER LIMERICKS: Thirty Dirty Ditties (1998)
A short sequel containing 30 all new original limericks. Among the "dirty" limericks appears this hot original:
With the heat of their passion quite high,
In the dark she had grabbed the K-Y,
But her burning desire,
Quickly set him on fire,
When she smeared that Ben-Gay on the guy.
STILL MORE IMPROPER LIMERICKS: Writings of a Limerick Addict (1998)
Thirty-five more original limericks, some bawdy, some not. In his humor, Dr. Birch does not ignore the recent attention being paid to Viagra.
On Viagra was old man Muldoon,
When he went on his third honeymoon.
Morning coffee was brewin',
When he started in screwin',
And he finished at twelve o'clock noon.
LIMERICKS FOR LECHERS: Lascivious Lyrics, Rambling Ruminations & Titillating Trivia (1999)
Limericks for Lechers* is a naughty collection of over 610 original limericks by the author, over 40 dirty ditties by contemporary limerists and over 100 raunchy old favorites... including several variations of the well-endowed "Man from Nantucket". However, the 250 pages of this 8" X 10" book contains more than just limericks. There is a wonderful variety of sexy quotes, a fascinating survey of what old medical books said about sex, a healthy helping of delightful sexual trivia, and much much more. Over 60 resources were used, some new, some old. The author has illustrated the book with over 90 line drawings, admitting that he does much better with buns than with hands or feet. Not everything in this book is dirty, but most is.
There once was a woman named Sutton,
Who played night and day with her button.
When asked why she did,
She mentioned her id,
And confessed to just being a glutton.
*You don't have to be a lecher to enjoy the book...but it helps!
Limerist Albin Chaplin writes, "I received Limericks for Lechers and was pleasantly surprised to find another fine book had been added to limerick lore. I was especially pleased with the layout, art work and commentary."
Limerist "Cap'n Bean" writes, "Containing lots and lots of limericks, along with a vast amount of trivia, facts, stories and tales, this book will provide enjoyment for any adult who appreciates humorous tales, fun facts, and bawdy limericks. If you like laughing at the humorous side of human sexuality, you will enjoy this book."
Sexuality Counselor Cynthia Ruberg writes, "I couldn't believe all the interesting, educational and fun stuff that was packed into this book. The limericks were great and I even found myself laughing at the clean ones. I would highly recommend this book to any adult who likes dirty limericks, sexual information, and fascinating sexy trivia."
Limericks for Lechers is the featured book on the book list at the Loony Limericks Web Site.
SEXfrom Aah to Zipper: A Delightful Glossary of Love, Lust and Laughter
Written By Roger Libby, Ph.D., Sexologist, Lecturer & Talk-Show Host, and published by Playful Pleasure Press.
You will love these 165 pages of clean dirty fun, as Sexologist Roger Libby has his mischievous way with the elimination of the negative connetations that have so long been associated with sexual language... and in the process, he coins a few new words and phrases of his own.
Pee-Wee Herman Effect:
This sexologist, temporarily turned lexicographer, offers the following:
Embarrassment when others discover you getting off in the dark. Also, taking your destiny into your own hands. Named after well-known television and movie star coming soon in a theater near you. See Masturbation.
Not recommended for college professors. Being graceful and using good manners while flirting and acting on mutual fantasies. A class act is an act defined by mutual caring, sensitivity, trust and creative thrust. See Sexual Etiquette
And much more... This playful book is illustrated with the delightful line drawings of Julia Purvis, a nationally known art director, designer and artist.
Dr Libby forgot one important definition that must be added here:
Toilet Paper Square:
A bookmark for books of witty definitions, kinky sexual trivia, or incredibly dirty limericks such as are often found on the top of toilet tanks. Some books are best enjoyed if read a few pages at a time.
In praise of SEX from Aah to Zipper, Dr. Albert Ellis, pioneer in the field of psychology and sexology, says: "By all means, read this book and enjoy!"
In talking of Dr. Libby, *Dr. Judith Seifer, Past President of the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors and Therapists says: "He is witty, wise and articulate and his humor shows him to be a truly Gentle Man. What a gift!"
*Dr. Seifer is the originator and host of The Better Sex Video Series.
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SEX from Aah to Zipper originally sold for $11.95.
However, Playful Pleasure Press and PEC Publishing now offer this wise and witty collection at a very special price when purchased with the above 4 limericks books by Bob Birch.
Yours for just $5.50! with the purchase of the limericks collection.
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